cosbyykidd:

My worst job interview was my first one when I applied to Walmart.

She said, “Tell me about a time when you saw two people having a disagreement/altercation and you defused the situation.”

I made up a story about how I babysit and deal with toddlers fighting over toys or some shit. It didn’t make a lick of sense.

When I finished she just looked at me like

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i-belong-to-the-sea:

wxldflower:

salt-water-kidz:

c-a-r-i-b-b-e-a-n:

literally, this has to be one of my favorite photos on tumblr. 

Lets talk about how many times I reblogged this 

umf

i will love this one forever no matter what

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kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

(Source: whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots)

sexandpizzaplease:

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

I JUST THOUGHT THE GIF WAS LIKE REALLY LONG AND IVE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR AGES FUCK YOU ALL

urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

calm-beforethestorm:

brownglucose:

sorelatable:

just another thing I won’t find my name onimage

This makes me want to burn down every kiosk with those fuck ass name plates and such. If I can’t find my name, no one can.

LMFAO, I feel you, bro, I feel you.

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getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

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