Try to remember how it felt
To just make up your own steps
And let anklebiters
Chew up, spit out someone else.
Fall in love with yourself.
My worst job interview was my first one when I applied to Walmart.
She said, “Tell me about a time when you saw two people having a disagreement/altercation and you defused the situation.”
I made up a story about how I babysit and deal with toddlers fighting over toys or some shit. It didn’t make a lick of sense.
When I finished she just looked at me like
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
I couldn’t not reblog…
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
i fucking watched this
for 15 minutes
waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one
i trusted you
do you understand
how much i want to kill you right now
I JUST THOUGHT THE GIF WAS LIKE REALLY LONG AND IVE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR AGES FUCK YOU ALL
It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit
you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry
Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post