sexandpizzaplease:

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

I JUST THOUGHT THE GIF WAS LIKE REALLY LONG AND IVE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR AGES FUCK YOU ALL

urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

calm-beforethestorm:

brownglucose:

sorelatable:

just another thing I won’t find my name onimage

This makes me want to burn down every kiosk with those fuck ass name plates and such. If I can’t find my name, no one can.

LMFAO, I feel you, bro, I feel you.

(Source: sowhatev)

getoffmybloghoe:

Don’t roll joints, roll up to church. Praise The Lord!

(Source: freddifish)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

(Source: demonshower)

corperhall:

trashboat:

bamyasi:

personalcopy:

the-nerdonator:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

image

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Holy

daddy

papa

dominate my fuckhole grandaddy tumblr daddydom pockets karp

What

(Source: skinny-jeans-for-beauty-queens)

fatgirlsshorthair:

femmenatic:

poppunkvampire:

ineloquentformalities:

versacekardashian:

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

Holy shit this video is fucking adorable

omg its sionemaraschino dancing up a storm!! ahhhh I love him

Oh my god

So cute!
I’m all about that bass too.

Love you ladies!